The Mountain Tiger and his Klapp Mou
ntain Team is already fox devils wild and ready to klapp and roll.
Mr. Iron from the South West Funk – the German answer to the BBC – will film you all!
The Royal Guest List:
- Greg Brown “the bear” Duke of Newcity upon Winestreet
- Her Palatinate countess Lady Elke of the Holzländ
- Green Elisabeth and her Princes Royal Anne
- The Commenwells Royal Noble Hillsrunner from the Commenwells Highlands maddin the first
- Sir Ronald Black
- The FROG – waiting for the ROYAL KISS
- Nicole the first Lordine from Vegetabele Country Maxdorf
- Lord McClapp from Pigstomach on acid-croud
- Sir Andrew Home with his cycling klapphorse

- Sir Timothy Beylton
- Sir Francis Drake
- The fastest Royal Winemaker of the Queen from Palatina
- Highsitting Member of mechanical Duckdrivers
- princess Lady violet cupcake
- Queen Elizabeth (Queen Elizabeth Gang & the PeDaltons)
- Clappmilla and Prince Schorles
- Stoneface O’Hoolihan
- Sir Menthos Minzor of Peppermint
- Lord Malcolm Macduff from the Oldportal
- John Doe Illegal oversea bastard
- Princess of Heltersmountain in Pälzer Forest
- Lady of Dungencastle Schmalenhill

- Save the Rave!
- Lord Klapp Prince of Flap
- Guddi, duchess of ravehole in Heltersberg
- His Most Sublime Royal Earl of Bathighome in Bathen from The Right Rhine Side
- The very best Lord of Flow rider
- Sir
- Hiss rojell heiness of gimmelthinks
- Sir Yuppe the new Swabian
- The Right Honourable “Baron Simon of Ravenrock”
- Steven the justice shining light of spira and king of pizza toast
- Earl Klapp of tea

- Klapp Mountain Team: Badman
- Klapp Mountain Team: Catwoman
- Klapp Mountain Team: Bergtiger
- William “Guardian and High Protector of Scotland” Klappheart Wallace
- Dolly 2 – Cloned till it Klapped
- Sir Duncan Mac:Leod
- Sir James Mc Klapp
- Sir Wayne Klapp Rooney
- Sheep Dolly 4, cloned till it klapped
- Sheep Dolly 3, cloned till it klapped
- Sir Edmund hill r.e. lord of pushpedals
- King of Red Renn Klapp and Papa la Klapp
- Sir Robin the Brave (but not as brave as Sir Lancelot)

- Marquess of Rilze – Landlord from the high mountain Gollenberg - Sir of the Schorlemasaker, but shaked not gereerd.
- Elizabeth the Second by the Grace of Klapp, Queen of the United Kingdom of Maychamber , Head of the Klappwealth, Defender of the One-Gear-Foldingbikes
- Lord Chainsuck
- Royal Folding Bike Duke of O-Town Castle
- Donna the Second, Princess of the Liver Worst
- Her Majesty Caro, The Queen of the holy Sharny’r
- His most Royal Rooster Duke of Puke
- Brightest Rooster Queen ever seen
- Sir Tizi the I.
- The honorable Member of the Royal Horticultural Society and Keeper of Her Majesty’s lawn sprinkler
- Mc Erisch Lord of the Schrebergarden his highness of Tomatoes
- SIR Hessian the Duke of Bensem
- Earl of Bathighome
- Royal Highness The Prince Charles Philip Arthur York, Duke of New York and Knight of the Klappcycle
- Sir Thomas vun Schwechnem
- The old palz-lord
- Sir Jamie Oliver
- Prince Schorles, Earl of Cornflakes
- prince of lewwerworscht un schwademache, duke fun winzinge
- The Mackintosh Earl of Fife and son of a gun
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
- Baron zur luftigen Höh, Ritter der Kurpfalz im Abendschein zu Harthausen
- Her Highness (HH) Princess on the Klapp-Pea, now called Queen Mum
- the royal Prince of Cologne, the only representative of the triumvirate
- norlin hobb flat earl of plainshire (HOBB FLACH!)
- Johann Laurenz Fignon von Ritzlingen (Le roi de rue de Wasgau – König der Straßen vom Wasgau)
Contact: royal-klapp@kalmit-klapprad-cup.de





Unserer Redaktion wurde Bildmaterial zugespielt, auf dem ein als Räuber Hotzenplotz verkleideter Klappradler auf dem Hinterrad die Kalmitspitze hochfährt! Anscheinend handelt es sich um Peter B. aus Maikammer. Zeugen berichten uns, dass der Kerl die ganze Strecke auf einem Reifen hochgefahren ist. Durch die verminderte Reibung war es ihm natürlich ein Leichtes, an den anderen vorbeizuziehen. Wie man auf den Fotos erkennen kann, hat der Fiesling ein breites Grinsen im Gesicht….kein Wunder! Aber natürlich ein klarer Regelverstoß, der geahndet wird. Zur Strafe muss Peter B. beim nächsten KKC auf dem Vorderrad hochfahren. Dann wird ihm das fiese Grinsen wohl vergehen!
